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DUDS two (2) button-down shirts (dirty) twenty-two (22) t-shirts (dirty) ten (10) t-shirts (clean) four (4) Southtown-specific tourist t-shirts one (1) warm winter jacket one (1) hoodie thirteen (13) ugly christmas sweaters eighteen (18) backpacks (clearly designed for children) nine (9) pairs of sweatpants one (1) flannel nightgown twenty-one (21) pairs of impractical high heels five (5) pairs of boxers (XXL) six (6) multicolored watches (dead batteries) one (1) pair of standard black water-proof mud-waders four (4) unopened packs of socks one (1) hot dog outfit one (1) manly shirt with accompanying chain two (2) unopened packs of ladies boyshorts one (1) copper necklace one (1) pair of diamond earrings eighteen (18) Men's swimsuits (assorted) eleven (11) Women's swimsuits (assorted) four (4) ties (rumpled/stained) three (3) engagement rings one (1) wetsuit and scuba gear (functional) eight (8) bras one (1) mood ring three (3) umbrellas one (1) pair of chaps one (1) pair fingerless gloves one (1) corset four (4) left shoes six (6) pairs sunglasses three (3) pairs safety goggles

AMENITIES FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock but changes frequently; specialty food will be listed under COMFORTS) fifteen (15) gallons of gas one (1) empty gas cans one (1) oil lantern two (2) jars of oil six (6) flashlights (no batteries) three (3) packs of batteries (scavenged; some slightly used) three (3) watch batteries three (3) large boxes of tampons two (2) baseball bats one (1) case of bottled water three (3) desktop computers two (2) shovels seven (7) crossbow bolts one (1) machete (RESERVED) one (1) saw three (3) kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness one (1) club (made by Saya) one (1) bottle of painkillers one (1) pistol (ammo in chamber) (RESERVED) one (1) pistol (no ammo) ammunition for various make of gun three (3) compasses (one points in the wrong direction) one (1) set of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets) three (3) lighters three (3) laptops (repaired, charged) four (4) cellphones (charged) two (2) cellphone chargers one (1) crowbar one (1) tire jack four (4) extension cords eight (8) crossbow bolts seven (7) asthma inhalers four (4) blankets firewood razorblades

DRUGS marijuana cocaine salvia elephant creeper seeds (similar effects to LSD; when the LSA chemical is isolated. Seeds are untreated at this time) psilocybin mushrooms (shrooms) synthesized morphine (made/supplied by Sherlock) heroin (made/supplied by Sherlock) methamphetamine (made/supplied by Sherlock)

COMFORTS six (6) cartons of cigarettes (10 packs per carton) two (2) crates of cigarettes. Yes, crates. three (3) cartons menthol cigarettes one (1) very large case of condoms four (4) handheld gaming systems one (1) walkman (without batteries) knock off versions of various games/handheld versions of arcade classics such as Pucman/Serpent/Comet one (1) sewing machine wide variety of thread nine (9) mini bottles of lube three (3) impressive dildos three (3) clean towels plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils ink one (1) TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power) one (1) desk golf set nine (9) frozen meals one (1) filing cabinet seventeen (17) notebooks BOOKS (school books on varying subjects, except for history; an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc) eleven (11) boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored four (4) six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such) fourteen (14) boxes of mac n' cheese three (3) tins of gravy two (2) jars of cranberry jam ten (10) boxes of twenty (20) Twinkies twelve (12) boxes of Cake Mix (Chocolate/Angel Food Cake/ White and yellow) two (2) boxes of Oreos one (1) crate fresh apples - will be rotten by Feb 20 two (2) jars strawberry preserves one (1) bag of fifteen (15) large horse carrots two (2) 20lb bags of sugar one (1) 20 lb bag of flour four (4) boxes of powder milk six (6) sketchbooks four (4) quill pens two (2) sets of artist acrylics ten (10) paintbrushes (assorted sizes) three (3) cans of spray paint (Red x2 White x1)