Yo, kid, I've got a joke for you: A lawyer and a DEA agent walk into a town straight out of a horror flick. The lawyer starts shaking in his well-polished shoes and asks the DEA agent, over and over again, what they're supposed to do. The DEA agent, being the grumpy jackass that he is, eventually gets fed up with the lawyer, threateningly brandishes his handcuffs, and says, "Would you give it arrest?"

[Hi, Jesse.

Didn't you miss your lawyer?]